silliness

[bethlakshmi]

If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me. It can be anything you want (good or bad) BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

Optional: When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[new-man.livejournal.com]

There was the time we got totally cranked on absinthe and drain cleaner and decided to re-create the Frankenstein experiment. I remember being in the pouring rain in that graveyard, completely covered with mud and laughing our asses of, until the security guard spotted us and shot me in the shoulder.

Good times.

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

Oh my yes... You know, I still have Mr. Stein in my attic. It's a good thing Kirsten was a sound sleeper...

[lady-cassia.livejournal.com]

I remember going to the movies with you when we were both about thirteen. We saw "Goonies" I think. And there were these really cute boys sitting a few rows in front of us. We threw popcorn to get them to notice us.

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

Ahh yes.... I'll always remember those guys... tall, swarthy and covered with tattoos. :P

[goldenoak.livejournal.com]

The 18-hour mad shopping spree we went on in Rome stands out in my mind as particularly memorable... remember how desperate we were to get rid of that cash after our armored car heist that morning? But you were right -- no one suspected us giggling girls when they were out looking for two masked men over 5'9. ;)

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

Do you still have your "I heart crime" charm bracelet? I know I'll treasure mine forever, long after the 40 pounds of Godiva chocolate is long gone.

[goldenoak.livejournal.com]

I do have it! It's in the top drawer of my jewelry box, in a place of honor. I only wear it to special occasions, though: I wouldn't want to lose it!!

My chocolate is long gone. I melted it down and took a hot chocolate-milk bath in it years ago.

I remember...

[(Anonymous)]

...that night you gave me a ride home from dance class, but your car totally wouldn't start. So we opened up the hgood, and there was a big snake, coiled around the engine block to keep warm. "Wow" you said. So I said "don't worry, I will get it out of there", and started to untangle a snake- making it rather grumpy.

"Are you sure it's not poinsonous?" you asked.

"Nah!" I said, just a constrictor.

Then it bit me. And I died. And you buried me in your back yard. And my doleful ghost can occasionally be seen cleaning the first floor toilet.

Stephen in NZ

Re: I remember...

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

(gets out shovel from basement - starts whacking ground in back yard)

Down! Down! I say!! Haven't I sacrificed enough virgins and toner cartridges to you?

Don't make me do another ritual to the goddess. It is such a nuisance to find fingerpaints and I'm all out of crazy glue.

Re: I remember...

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

oh! And I miss you guys! Happy you make me laugh from around the globe! :)

[safirasilv.livejournal.com]

I will never forget the night we met.

Who knew that someone who, in reality, is such a lovely and curvaceous lady could be _so_ convincing in drag?

Mildly embarrassing, but I'd like to imagine I recovered from my shock and acquitted myself adequately, although the same cannot be said for the pink-haired gentleman who'd somehow ended up in the taxi with us... or was that a pink elephant now that I think about it?

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

My goodness, you did drink alot didn't you. Why that pink haired gentleman was me, sweetheart.

Who knew that your foot was so... dexterious.

[tinocherubini.livejournal.com]

It was day 2 of the Paris/Dakkar Rally - you cut me off in your cute yellow porsche causing me to spin out into the barrier. Later, at the waystation, you bought me a drink and said, "no hard feelings" and smiled enigmatically

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

I was so amazed the PCP I slipped in there didn't knock you right out.

*curses* foiled again. :P

[baronessv.livejournal.com]

I remember standing in the back of the Barn during your Laurel ceremony and crying my head off. It was so beautiful and I'm so glad I could be there to present you with those 3 Indian slave boys as a gift.



Me? Bitter? Nah...

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

They were lovely. I am training them to carry my palaquin. This is difficult being that there are only three... Any chance you could find me a fourth? :)

If you are thinking Xmas thoughts, I also wouldn't mind a big, beefy, dumb one. He could move heavy furniture, unpack my car, be nice set dressing and would be so stupid he would be amused by counting and recounting his toes when I'm off at work and dance classes.

don't be bitter, your good thoughts are all that matter to me

[nisaa.livejournal.com]

Jello wrestling. You insisted on pineapple jello. I didn't understand why the flavor made any difference, because, "You're not going to eat it, are you?" "No", you said, "but I want an easy way to dye this outfit for the event tomorrow. I don't care if jello dye isn't period. Isn't it enough that I made this outfit by hand and hand-stitched all the hems?"

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

Little did I know then, but by happy coincidence, pineapple is the beloved fruit of the rare North American cotton worm. I collected a handsome number of these worms and was able to fund my new charity Crack Smokers Anonymous.

[mermaidlady]

That time we went to Cartier and you distracted the sweet young thing behind the counter with your cleavage while I palmed the Princess of Thailand's earrings. What did you do with your share anyway?

[lakshmi-amman.livejournal.com]

Well... besides subdizing the pineapple Jello fest with Nisaa, and the simply enormous amount those Indian slave boys consume each day... I've used it to fund a small research project. My diligent scientists in Lakshmi Labs, are trying out how to add more shininess to already very shiny things. We have diverse projects, including Super Ultra Holographics, OoooOOOoooober opals, and shoes with an even larger shiny surface area, that actually make your feet look smaller than they already are.