Day planner

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The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13
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This morning, you should...	nail your door shut and sit in the corner of your house with a gun pointed at your windows, in case "they" arrive.
Then, after lunch...	leap on random pedestrians and demand that your need for piggy back rides be sated, lest you kill again.
Dinner will consist of...	a very nice pair of shoes with lots of good leather left on them that someone was just going to throw away.
Afterwards, you set off into the evening to...	scream at random people that the sky is falling, shortly before you hit them over the head with a mallet.
At the height of your madness, you will call	safirasilv
And the two of you will proceed to...	have an intense shouting match that the police will be called to over which chipmunk was Chip, and which one was Dale.
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