Purity test - 27%
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bethlakshmiGoodness I haven't taken one of these in ages...
I figured it might be easier to count up. Starting at 0, I added one percentage point for everything I hadn't done to facilitate cut/copy/paste. 27% was about what I expected. There's really only one thing on it that I would make an effort to do. Maybe 3 or so things I would do if the occasion arose, but wouldn't bother making a concerted effort over. The rest seem like things I'd rather avoid.
1. Smoked. 1
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8. Gotten a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. verbally
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 2
(worth noting - by my definition, if non-monogamy is the consensual state of the relationship, it isn't cheating)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 3
(wohoo! Count up those purity points!)
15. Been to a prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(yes, I really have gotten lost in a store...)
18. Went streaking.
19. Given a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving. 4
(it's sad, isn't it? this is a point of purity for me...)
26. Driven a car.
(uh... what? I'm 29 and I grew up in the 'burbs, of course I've driven a car!)
27. Gotten an xray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs. 5
(I assume we mean not under a doctor's prescription)
31. Played strip poker.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home. 6
34. Broken a bone. 7
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn. 8
(why would I pay for it?)
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 9
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. 10
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. 11
51. Watched a person die. 12
(depends... been there for moment of death... no. Watched people solely die over 1 or many years... yes)
52. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 13
(I'm assuming we mean I caused someone enough injury to need hospitalization. I've convinced many friends to go to the ER when the cause clearly warranted it, and I drove them there.)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
(yes... but I swear it was just for shits and giggles. I'm very ashamed, if that helps.)
60. Been to a motocross race. 14
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. 15
(it's not stalking if they really love you but don't know it yet...)
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped. 16
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 17
(I had to look this up... boy is that lame)
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something. 18
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested. 19
76. Been pregnant. 20
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. 21
(I assume a toaster oven does not count)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 22
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 23
(finally... something worth starting a to-do list!)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you would be.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your ass all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 24
(Nope, I suck so much I don't make it in the first place)
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 25
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody. 26
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 27
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
I figured it might be easier to count up. Starting at 0, I added one percentage point for everything I hadn't done to facilitate cut/copy/paste. 27% was about what I expected. There's really only one thing on it that I would make an effort to do. Maybe 3 or so things I would do if the occasion arose, but wouldn't bother making a concerted effort over. The rest seem like things I'd rather avoid.
1. Smoked. 1
2. Drank alcohol.
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
8. Gotten a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. verbally
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before. 2
(worth noting - by my definition, if non-monogamy is the consensual state of the relationship, it isn't cheating)
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. 3
(wohoo! Count up those purity points!)
15. Been to a prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
(yes, I really have gotten lost in a store...)
18. Went streaking.
19. Given a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving. 4
(it's sad, isn't it? this is a point of purity for me...)
26. Driven a car.
(uh... what? I'm 29 and I grew up in the 'burbs, of course I've driven a car!)
27. Gotten an xray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done drugs. 5
(I assume we mean not under a doctor's prescription)
31. Played strip poker.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Ran away from home. 6
34. Broken a bone. 7
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn. 8
(why would I pay for it?)
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.
41. Frenched kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. 9
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun. 10
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die. 11
51. Watched a person die. 12
(depends... been there for moment of death... no. Watched people solely die over 1 or many years... yes)
52. Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least one person present.
53. Pranked somebody.
54. Put somebody in the hospital. 13
(I'm assuming we mean I caused someone enough injury to need hospitalization. I've convinced many friends to go to the ER when the cause clearly warranted it, and I drove them there.)
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
(yes... but I swear it was just for shits and giggles. I'm very ashamed, if that helps.)
60. Been to a motocross race. 14
61. Avoided somebody.
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone. 15
(it's not stalking if they really love you but don't know it yet...)
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped. 16
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. 17
(I had to look this up... boy is that lame)
70. Been to a wild party.
71. Got caught stealing something. 18
72. Kicked a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Went out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested. 19
76. Been pregnant. 20
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire. 21
(I assume a toaster oven does not count)
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. 22
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. 23
(finally... something worth starting a to-do list!)
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you would be.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
85. Sat on your ass all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. 24
(Nope, I suck so much I don't make it in the first place)
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore.
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. 25
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody. 26
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. 27
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
