7 Deadlies
Nov. 29th, 2005 05:06 pmProcrastinating... summoning reserves of diplomacy...
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? My customer.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words, my intelligence.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes.
4. How about of the same sex? yes, but less likely.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably
new_man but maybe not.
6. What is your pet peeve? People who cut me off - verbally, in traffic, in long lines
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I am the grudge-master. I don't keep them often, but once I do, they are semi-permanent.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Floss.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? I once rotated through the entire 24 hour clock over a period of about a week.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? The autocrats for al-hafla.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Creme brulee won't be too many calories"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? About a week and a half ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 7 times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Chocolate or coffee flavored drinks in a martini glass. NOTE: I'm aware that that is not a "martini" regardless of what the menu says. But I dig the pointy glass.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? DARK MEAT!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? 6 drinks... I think... the problem with 6 drinks is it makes it hard to remember whether or not it was 6 drinks...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yep. Not a crisis, but I think it counts as "issue".
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Umm.... yes? If I must pick one - sweets - most of the time.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”? Why... yes... the newborn one row up on the plane last night was looking mighty tasty... and I'd already eaten!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Way more than I needed to.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Umm... for fun or profit?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yep.
4. Have you had sex? Yep.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Guys - the derriere. Gals - boobs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope. Or else I'm really, really clueless.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? STD - yes, pregnancy - nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. Whats your guilty pleasure store? I have to pick ONE? Umm... the dance shiny stuff store near work, Godiva chocolates, Cinnabon, Afterthoughts, Sari Safari
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- pay off the house
- finance a useless degree (perhaps a PhD in Indian Dance Anthropology?)
- figure out if I could go part-time, no-time at work.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? No.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? under 20.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Right now tied between - owning a home, getting a Laurel, getting a Master's degree (knocks on wood).
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? the Master's degree
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? Become a famous performing artist
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends. If the first place winner blew me away or equaled my talents - no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Nope.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Dry cleaning - finally put in a big pile of dry cleaning that's been sitting around for over a year.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Not telling.
2. Who would you want to go on trading Spaces with? new_man and mermaidlady
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Me. Otherwise, I would want bits of other people, but not the whole package. For example, I'd like to be as funny as Carol Burnett. I'd like to have the tight rear end of a supermodel... I'd like to be as flexible as a member of Cirque du Soliel...
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope. Or I'm just really clueless.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Oh yeah.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Ability to express my more negative emotions constructively to the person that is causing them.
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin? Pride.
WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with? My customer.
2. What is your weapon of choice? Words, my intelligence.
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? Yes.
4. How about of the same sex? yes, but less likely.
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you? probably
6. What is your pet peeve? People who cut me off - verbally, in traffic, in long lines
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I am the grudge-master. I don't keep them often, but once I do, they are semi-permanent.
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a long time? Floss.
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up? I once rotated through the entire 24 hour clock over a period of about a week.
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t? The autocrats for al-hafla.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made? "Creme brulee won't be too many calories"
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? Yes.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in? About a week and a half ago.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today? 7 times.
GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Chocolate or coffee flavored drinks in a martini glass. NOTE: I'm aware that that is not a "martini" regardless of what the menu says. But I dig the pointy glass.
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat? DARK MEAT!
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event? 6 drinks... I think... the problem with 6 drinks is it makes it hard to remember whether or not it was 6 drinks...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company? Nope.
5. Do you have an issue with your weight? Yep. Not a crisis, but I think it counts as "issue".
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods? Umm.... yes? If I must pick one - sweets - most of the time.
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, “lunch”? Why... yes... the newborn one row up on the plane last night was looking mighty tasty... and I'd already eaten!
LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)? Way more than I needed to.
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)? Umm... for fun or profit?
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation? Yep.
4. Have you had sex? Yep.
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice? Guys - the derriere. Gals - boobs.
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope. Or else I'm really, really clueless.
7. Have you ever gotten tested for an STD or pregnancy? STD - yes, pregnancy - nope
GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own? 2
2. Whats your guilty pleasure store? I have to pick ONE? Umm... the dance shiny stuff store near work, Godiva chocolates, Cinnabon, Afterthoughts, Sari Safari
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?
- pay off the house
- finance a useless degree (perhaps a PhD in Indian Dance Anthropology?)
- figure out if I could go part-time, no-time at work.
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous? Rich.
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks? No.
6. Have you ever stolen anything? No.
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive? under 20.
PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you’re most proud of? Right now tied between - owning a home, getting a Laurel, getting a Master's degree (knocks on wood).
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? the Master's degree
3. What thing would you like to accomplish later in your life? Become a famous performing artist
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? Depends. If the first place winner blew me away or equaled my talents - no.
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes.
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score? Nope.
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of? Dry cleaning - finally put in a big pile of dry cleaning that's been sitting around for over a year.
ENVY
1. What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Not telling.
2. Who would you want to go on trading Spaces with? new_man and mermaidlady
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be? Me. Otherwise, I would want bits of other people, but not the whole package. For example, I'd like to be as funny as Carol Burnett. I'd like to have the tight rear end of a supermodel... I'd like to be as flexible as a member of Cirque du Soliel...
4. Have you ever been cheated on? Nope. Or I'm just really clueless.
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? Oh yeah.
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? Ability to express my more negative emotions constructively to the person that is causing them.
7. Finally,what is your favorite Deadly Sin? Pride.